My idea of a fun date:
Our first date. We're at the zoo I rush to the lions because the Lions are the fucking***** We're obviously naked. The lions are about to get the show of there life. It's hot. It's sweaty. It's like sex with a laser beam. The lions look at your ass against the glass. The pride leader looks at me. We lock eyes. He places his paw on the glass. I place mine. Respect.
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