About Me:
Im an idiot, listen to punk rock and thug rap, drink, smoke, swear, work hard but blow all my money, my idea of a retirement plan is to hit the lotto, date girls half my own age, stay out all night, gamble, ride recklessly on my gsxr, and drive a cadillac with way overpowered subs in the trunk. I eat out only. Im under investigation by the f.b.i. and homeland security. My arms are covered in tattoos of stick people screwin in various positions. I wear my hat backwards. Too cheap to pay for this service so youd have to text my phone. I only see my mom once a year and she lives right down the street. But i dont hit girls unless they want me to...and we settle on a safe word...peace.
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My idea of a fun date:
That depends on a lot but.. nobody goes to jail or gets an eye poked out, and both want to do it again. Maybe a punk rock show, dinner, and some kink i mean drink.
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