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About Me:
TOP 10 WAYS TO SCARE ANY GUY OFF, INCLUDING ME...
Music: any
Reading: yes, i can read. that's why i buy those magazines, for the articles. Not the pictures, i swear.
Sport: Like extreme sports and paintball. Yes, I'm going to list going to the gym because I ACTUALLY do it.
I'm a country boy trapped in a city boy's . I work in construction. I have my own handyman service. I love to build stuff. I am a little goofy and love to laugh. More than that I love making others laugh.
I love being affectionate, kissing, etc... I'm weird like that
Anything else just ask
TOP 10 WAYS TO SCARE ANY GUY OFF, INCLUDING ME...
10. Tell him that he looks like your father
9. Tell him that he looks like your mother
8. Talk about your doll collection in third person
7. Talk about your recent hernia operation
6. Showing him the hernia in a jar
5. Confessing your love for hitler on the first date. You should wait at least 2 or 3
dates for that one.
4. Talk about your co workers annoying habits while pinching food off his plate.
3. Talk about children and marriage on the first date.
2. Say you look nothing like your photo after you sent him a photo of imogen bailey
1. Last but not least, never say "I've seen bigger" about any part of his body
Now if you promise not to talk about these things then hit me up. Be warned I'm not looking for pen pals. I'm too much fun to be around to just leave it at writing emails. Next week I'll list the top 10 things guys don't want to hear women say, starting with three 2-letter words that describe small, "Is it in?"
Relationship sought:
Short-term or Long-term Relationship with a Female
Ideal partner:
Between 18 and 35 years old. Incredibly intelligent and amazingly beautiful. Someone who finds my jokes funny is a plus. No stalkers or clingy people please, I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I know its not that.
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