About Me:
First off I'm in a open relationship. I live with him and we are fine with seeing other people. I am also 420 friendly
I am recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors, and fold conveniently into any overhead compartment. I am guaranteed fresh, and contain no additives, preservatives, or MSG. I am USDA approved, environmentally friendly, and come with a lifetime warrantee. I am also part of your complete breakfast and cannot be found in your grocers freezer. I am dolphin safe, pulp free, flame resistant, and can leave your skin feeling softer and smoother. Like milk, I do the body good, and am a great source of calcium. I'm made in the USA with only the finest ingredients, and can be used as a flotation device in case of an emergency. I'm what's for dinner, require no batteries, and can protect from harmful UV rays. I am quick drying, streak free, available in extra strength, and the best part of waking up. I do not cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure, and contain no hidden fees or costs. I can take a licking and keep on taking and like the energizing bunny. I keep going and going and going. I come fully assembled. I am fortified with 8 essential minerals and vitamins
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